Saturday, January 17, 2009

As I Wait Until I Have Pictures

Here's a meme I found on :

1. My uncle once: Paid the DJ at my wedding to play all the cheesy songs after I left, i.e. the electric slide.
2. Never in my life: did I imagine I would have traveled as much as I have at this age.
3. When I was five: I had a phrase coined after me because of something I said. I was asked how my day was by my principal (or teacher) and I responded I was having a pain in the butt day, so whenever they had a bad day they called it a "Kalee Day"
4. High school was: where I became friends with my husband.
5. I will never forget: the crazy things I did that got me where I am.
6. Once I met: Jeff Dunham, quite a nice guy.
7. There’s this girl I know: is the sister I never had and I don't get to talk to her enough.
8. Once, at a bar: My husband bought me a drink and asked to come up to my room (on my honeymoon, aren't we goofballs?)
9. By noon, I’m usually: just getting around to really waking up.
10. Last night: I got home from Barcelona!
11. If only I had:the crown jewels....but boy are they heavily guarded.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be sad because it won't be St. Peter's in Rome.
13. What worries me most: is having to choose between myself and others, sometimes you have to put yourself first.
14. When I turn my head left I see: Garret writing a comedic diary of when I was gone.
15. When I turn my head right I see: the kitchen wall.
16. You know I’m lying when: I tell too many details.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: I don't really remember them, but I did love kindergarten (which I attended in 1989.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Juliet, because I really do believe that love is worth giving your all, no matter what others think.
19. By this time next year: I will be back in the States, recovering from Christmas with my family.
20. A better name for me would be: Josephine (like Jo in Little Women), it's a more serious sounding name, and I could have gone by Jo when I was younger.
21. I have a hard time understanding: why people try to choose how everyone else lives their life. If it doesn't affect you, stay out of it.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: study art history and oil painting.
23. You know I like you if: I choose to talk to you.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: My husband who takes me as I am, and loves me for everything, the good and the bad.
25. Take my advice, never: keep around people who make you feel bad about who you are.
26. My ideal breakfast is: Hmmm, I do love breakfast. I would say a croissant, great coffee, (and a poached egg my husband says......he taught himself how while I was gone and is now obsessed about making them for me) and salmon or fresh fruit. I really like light breakfasts (but I love fried eggs and bacon as dinner)
27. A song I love but do not have is: Amy Winehouse's Tears Dry On Their Own
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: get excited, because Kansas City rocks!
29. Why won’t people: learn to love themselves without a constant need for outside approval? If you need someone to tell you that you're sexy to feel that way it just makes me sad.
30. If you spend a night at my house: I apologize, my dog loves company.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: my fiance dying, short of that, I might downsize it to accomadate something, but boy was I so excited nothing would have gotten me to change the date.
32. The world could do without: people thinking they're celebrities because they were on a reality t.v. show.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have the cockroach lick me.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: my best friend Theresa.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: a popsicle stick if you are trying to pick a lock.
36. If I do anything well it’s: lie around the house reading.
37. And by the way: I'm fascinated by having readers from odd places around the world, so feel free to comment!


  1. ...Is waiting patiently for pictures... Welcome back friend!!! Bet you're glad to be home!

  2. Welcome back! Looking forward to your photos!