As I Wait Until I Have Pictures

Here's a meme I found on bleedingespresso.com :

1. My uncle once: Paid the DJ at my wedding to play all the cheesy songs after I left, i.e. the electric slide.
2. Never in my life: did I imagine I would have traveled as much as I have at this age.
3. When I was five: I had a phrase coined after me because of something I said. I was asked how my day was by my principal (or teacher) and I responded I was having a pain in the butt day, so whenever they had a bad day they called it a "Kalee Day"
4. High school was: where I became friends with my husband.
5. I will never forget: the crazy things I did that got me where I am.
6. Once I met: Jeff Dunham, quite a nice guy.
7. There’s this girl I know: is the sister I never had and I don't get to talk to her enough.
8. Once, at a bar: My husband bought me a drink and asked to come up to my room (on my honeymoon, aren't we goofballs?)
9. By noon, I’m usually: just getting around to really waking up.
10. Last night: I got home from Barcelona!
11. If only I had:the crown jewels....but boy are they heavily guarded.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be sad because it won't be St. Peter's in Rome.
13. What worries me most: is having to choose between myself and others, sometimes you have to put yourself first.
14. When I turn my head left I see: Garret writing a comedic diary of when I was gone.
15. When I turn my head right I see: the kitchen wall.
16. You know I’m lying when: I tell too many details.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: I don't really remember them, but I did love kindergarten (which I attended in 1989.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Juliet, because I really do believe that love is worth giving your all, no matter what others think.
19. By this time next year: I will be back in the States, recovering from Christmas with my family.
20. A better name for me would be: Josephine (like Jo in Little Women), it's a more serious sounding name, and I could have gone by Jo when I was younger.
21. I have a hard time understanding: why people try to choose how everyone else lives their life. If it doesn't affect you, stay out of it.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: study art history and oil painting.
23. You know I like you if: I choose to talk to you.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: My husband who takes me as I am, and loves me for everything, the good and the bad.
25. Take my advice, never: keep around people who make you feel bad about who you are.
26. My ideal breakfast is: Hmmm, I do love breakfast. I would say a croissant, great coffee, (and a poached egg my husband says......he taught himself how while I was gone and is now obsessed about making them for me) and salmon or fresh fruit. I really like light breakfasts (but I love fried eggs and bacon as dinner)
27. A song I love but do not have is: Amy Winehouse's Tears Dry On Their Own
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: get excited, because Kansas City rocks!
29. Why won’t people: learn to love themselves without a constant need for outside approval? If you need someone to tell you that you're sexy to feel that way it just makes me sad.
30. If you spend a night at my house: I apologize, my dog loves company.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: my fiance dying, short of that, I might downsize it to accomadate something, but boy was I so excited nothing would have gotten me to change the date.
32. The world could do without: people thinking they're celebrities because they were on a reality t.v. show.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have the cockroach lick me.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: my best friend Theresa.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: a popsicle stick if you are trying to pick a lock.
36. If I do anything well it’s: lie around the house reading.
37. And by the way: I'm fascinated by having readers from odd places around the world, so feel free to comment!