Sunday, February 13, 2011

Why We Nearly Divorced At 3:30 a.m.

(G had a scratchy throat this past week....which he kindly passed on to me.  Which made me not able to sleep very well.  Hence the following insanity.)

Me: Knock knock.

G: Who's there?

Me: Impatient cow.

G: Impatient co...

(cutting in) Me: MOOOOoooooo!

G: Wow, that was kind of a moo filled with desperation.


Me: So I'm a desperate cow?  What the hell?

G just laughed his half asleep chuckling sort of laugh.  I briefly considered divorcing his non bovine-loving butt.  But before I could discuss it further he kind of dozed off.  The nerve!

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